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Why is Ben Affleck so sad at Disney World?

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Here’s Ben Affleck, at Disney World with his soon-to-be-ex Jennifer Garner and his kids, for a fun family weekend to celebrate his 43rd birthday, sitting on a Dumbo ride, looking like he’s lost all will to live.

So, other than the implosion of one of Hollywood’s most high-profile marriages and a brewing Nannygate on his hands, why on Earth does Ben look so sad? We have a few guesses.

He can’t remember whether he fed the dog this morning.

The kids wanted to watch ‘Bambi’ in the car ride over.

He dropped his glazed donut face-down in the parking lot.

He just remembered that he’s in Batman vs. Superman.

And that the whole world will know those aren’t his real muscles.

He just realized he threw out his parking receipt with his empty Starbucks cup.

He was flipping channels and saw Daredevil on TNT last night.

He’s wondering how that Bachelorette runner-up he really liked is doing.

He saw a Jennifer Lopez magazine cover at CVS.

He’s still mad ‘Gone Girl’ didn’t win Best Picture.

Some idiot in a Tigger costume asked for a picture and called him Christian Bale.

He grabbed the wrong hat as he was leaving and immediately regretted it and it’s throwing off his whole day.

He thought today was Friday.

He’s jealous the nanny got to wear Tom Brady’s championship rings when *he* was clearly the football fan in the relationship.

He’s jealous the nanny got to get that close to Tom Brady’s strong, sweaty hands.

He just finished that Ta-Nehisi Coates book and is disgusted by the blatant racial injustice in American society.

Jen was running late and they had to get on the road and he didn’t get to stop at the baguette store.

Jen is holding his phone in her purse and he just heard it vibrate.

Jen wouldn’t wait for him to pee before the ride even though she *knows* he just downed that large coffee.

He’s really broken up about that Taylor Swift song about the kid with cancer.

He’s really broken up about Meek and Drake.

He heard ‘Marvins Room’ playing in the bathroom and *wow* that song hits you hard sometimes.

He’s getting a blister and totally left his special tiny blister Band-Aids on the counter.

He’s watching ‘The Wire’ and just got to the episode where they killed Wallace.

He wants Mexican for lunch but knows Jen wants pizza.

He just really misses Matt sometimes.

He’s gripped with existential fear that he’ll never be as happy as the night he won his Oscar.

Wait, he looked sad then too:

Seems like someone just needs a good cry.

Let it all out, Ben. Just duck into a bathroom stall and open up those tear ducts.


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